it isn't brave, it's just like visiting a new place like any other. come with me one day in one of my strolls if you're that scared. i'll show you some cool places i found!
[ nevermind wei wuxian's definition of 'cool' is vaguely questionable. ]
you get used to it eventually. it's not that weird when you really think about it, it's just different. ok, let me change my question then: did you find something of interest?
almost getting mugged isn't the same as getting actually mugged, so you're fine on your own!
[ that is not............................ work it works, but go off, wei wuxian.
it takes very little for him to realize just what kind of books nie huaisang means. he was pretty known among their little group of friends back in gusu for them, after all. ]
those types of books, you say... could it be that you've found the sames one i have? times have changed, huaisang-xiong! are you starting a new collection again? for old times' sake?
It was really scary, Wei-xiong! I had to run away and scraped my knee, you know how much that hurt? It hurt so much.
[ but hey, this topic is much more interesting than a scraped knee and a little scuffle with some thieves. ]
Yes, yes! I am thinking very seriously of making a new collection because technology nowadays is amazing. Wei-xiong, books are no longer the preferred type - have you seen those screens?
Apparently, there are moving pictures. [ the glee in his voice is palpable, he's fucking delighted at this okay. not that he minds traditional books - those are artistic - but these? these are almost as good as watching it live. (almost). ]
[ huaisang-xiong i'm pretty sure being fucked in the ass hurts more than a scraped knee and guess which one you survived i mEAN WHAT ]
who do you take me for? of course i've seen the moving pictures! i met with some guy who actually seems to collect that kind of material too, and he introduced me to all the new kind of erotic art there is.
[ including cut-sleeve porn but ok. ]
what kind of stuff have you got? you should share some with me. i trust your keen eye to pick out the best erotica. you've never let us down before. and make sure lan zhan doesn't ruin any of your books this time.
[ even if he seems way more lenient on that, but better safe than sorry.... ]
[ LOOK HE DOESN'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR KINKY LIFE, WEI-XIONG - or does he? hm? ]
Yes, yes! Isn't it wonderful? Can you imagine how many things he could've seen if we've had those sorts of things available back home?
Right now, my collection is not worthy to be looked at. Though I am currently purchasing a very interesting series about safe practices before engaging in bondage. Some really fascinating information even if it does not interest me personally.
when will nhs be real so he can teach us the deep lore of kinks
Well, if you insist then I will of course send you part of my current collection.
Of course, I must ask for something since it is only fair. I need more funds to purchase more after all so, would you be willing to share a little chroma?
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
jiang cheng? THE jiang cheng? nie-xiong! huaisang-xiong! sect leader nie!!! how did you manage such a feat?! did you get him drunk? was he so desperate seeing a bunch of people kissing that he just kissed the first person he saw and it just so happened to be you? no wonder he kept getting blacklisted by every woman he went on a date with! when did he become a cut-sleeve? i'm his shixiong, i should've known!!!
[ huaisang, though, he totally saw this coming. no shade, buddy. ]
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handwave they met up already something something?
... well, I do sort of know! I just wondered if you've paid a lot of attention to this place.
it happened Just like magic
i do walk around a lot to meet new people and explore the place but you've got to be more specific.
did you find something weird??
[ besides like, everything, considering the age they're from......... ]
great ty!!
Weird? I don't know, there are a lot of weird things here, Wei-xiong.
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come with me one day in one of my strolls if you're that scared. i'll show you some cool places i found!
[ nevermind wei wuxian's definition of 'cool' is vaguely questionable. ]
you get used to it eventually. it's not that weird when you really think about it, it's just different.
ok, let me change my question then: did you find something of interest?
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[ but they are getting sidetracked when there are some real interesting things here. ]
Yes! Well. Many things but this in particular is of interest to us. Ah, Wei-xiong, the future is a wonderful place for those types of books.
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[ that is not............................ work it works, but go off, wei wuxian.
it takes very little for him to realize just what kind of books nie huaisang means. he was pretty known among their little group of friends back in gusu for them, after all. ]
those types of books, you say...
could it be that you've found the sames one i have? times have changed, huaisang-xiong!
are you starting a new collection again? for old times' sake?
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[ but hey, this topic is much more interesting than a scraped knee and a little scuffle with some thieves. ]
Yes, yes! I am thinking very seriously of making a new collection because technology nowadays is amazing. Wei-xiong, books are no longer the preferred type - have you seen those screens?
Apparently, there are moving pictures. [ the glee in his voice is palpable, he's fucking delighted at this okay. not that he minds traditional books - those are artistic - but these? these are almost as good as watching it live. (almost). ]
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who do you take me for? of course i've seen the moving pictures!
i met with some guy who actually seems to collect that kind of material too, and he introduced me to all the new kind of erotic art there is.
[ including cut-sleeve porn but ok. ]
what kind of stuff have you got? you should share some with me.
i trust your keen eye to pick out the best erotica. you've never let us down before.
and make sure lan zhan doesn't ruin any of your books this time.
[ even if he seems way more lenient on that, but better safe than sorry.... ]
nhs knows more about kinks than i ever will orz
Yes, yes! Isn't it wonderful? Can you imagine how many things he could've seen if we've had those sorts of things available back home?
Right now, my collection is not worthy to be looked at. Though I am currently purchasing a very interesting series about safe practices before engaging in bondage. Some really fascinating information even if it does not interest me personally.
when will nhs be real so he can teach us the deep lore of kinks
hahahahahaha he would have walked right up to his uncle and ask for punishment solely for seeing something so filthy!
safe practices?? is there really something like that?
[ safe sex? in my mxtx novel? ]
that sounds pretty interesting to me, though.
let me borrow that, i'll sum up the fun parts for you.
are we even ready for that forbidden knowledge.......
Of course, I must ask for something since it is only fair. I need more funds to purchase more after all so, would you be willing to share a little chroma?
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
[ it's just porn, stop. ]
you're having trouble moonlacing? sure.
what do you wanna do? hand-holding? hugging?
kissing? maybe more?
[ he's JOKING...... or is he. ]
WHEEZE
Oh... no, I'm not having trouble. Not really but you can never have too much especially when you want to shop.
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so you found someone to moonlace with?
what are you hiding from me, huaisang?
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THE jiang cheng?
nie-xiong! huaisang-xiong! sect leader nie!!!
how did you manage such a feat?!
did you get him drunk? was he so desperate seeing a bunch of people kissing that he just kissed the first person he saw and it just so happened to be you?
no wonder he kept getting blacklisted by every woman he went on a date with!
when did he become a cut-sleeve?
i'm his shixiong, i should've known!!!
[ huaisang, though, he totally saw this coming. no shade, buddy. ]
come on, you've got to tell me more about this.
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1/???? this convo is wild
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3/3. maybe
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remember when this was about jacking off
i sure do 1/???
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done~
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lmao wwx
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
lmaoooo
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GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
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