Well, if you insist then I will of course send you part of my current collection.
Of course, I must ask for something since it is only fair. I need more funds to purchase more after all so, would you be willing to share a little chroma?
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
jiang cheng? THE jiang cheng? nie-xiong! huaisang-xiong! sect leader nie!!! how did you manage such a feat?! did you get him drunk? was he so desperate seeing a bunch of people kissing that he just kissed the first person he saw and it just so happened to be you? no wonder he kept getting blacklisted by every woman he went on a date with! when did he become a cut-sleeve? i'm his shixiong, i should've known!!!
[ huaisang, though, he totally saw this coming. no shade, buddy. ]
More about this? Like size, stamina, strength? I have nothing but complimentary things to say about Jiang-xiong's performance in bed. In fact, I don't want to share him.
i'm surprised about lan zhan too, mostly because i thought he was going to be alone forever. he seems pretty willing to tell me whatever i ask of him, so maybe i'll ask this one day.
[ maybe when you don't read straight porn as a teen you turn into a cut-sleeve??? he has no idea. ]
jiang cheng? good in bed? are we sure we're talking about the same person? well it's not like i think he would be bad, but i just can't imagine him being that good. i don't want to know any of that, though.
[ don't make him think about jiang cheng's dick??????? ]
how did this start? did you suggest it? well, knowing jiang cheng, he'd have a lot of trouble finding someone to moonlace with. did you feel pitiful for him?
[ lmao, nie huaisang is enjoying this thoroughly. ]
Why don't you ask him this? I am sure it'll be entertaining but well, I guess the fact he's good with me in bed is because he... cheated. Not as in cheating but he had an unfair advantage during our first time together.
[ he totally wants to tell wei wuxian, he's so smug about the entire thing. ]
Wei-xiong! Can you imagine me offering pity sex to Jiang Wanyin? He would've used Zidian on me and it would not have been fun!! Besides, it's only been a few years since we studied at Cloud Recesses, wouldn't it make more sense to moonlace with a familiar face?
Our first time was very special, so very special, Wei-xiong. It makes me so happy to think about it.
what happened to 'i wouldn't keep anything from you', huh? don't go back on your words now!
[ is he dreaming? is this a dream? literally what the fuck is going in this conversation??? he's both excited to know more but, frankly, a bit scared. ]
huaisang-xiong... are you in love with jiang cheng?
You see... it was cheating because we swapped bodies. He looked like me and I like him. Haha? Isn't that special for a first time? I really was so very surprised he said yes, I always wanted to shag myself.
[ list of things going on in wei wuxian's mind: - jiang cheng fucked himself. - why did i not think of this first??? time to bring this up with lan zhan next time. - huaisang's self esteem has always been high but i didn't think it was this high. - how the fuck did this happen. - jiang cheng also wanted to fuck himself???????????? ]
ok. so his performance in bed was based on your body— wait. this means you actually touched his body???? and explored it???? huaisang-xiong! you know more about jiang cheng than he probably does!!!!
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when will nhs be real so he can teach us the deep lore of kinks
hahahahahaha he would have walked right up to his uncle and ask for punishment solely for seeing something so filthy!
safe practices?? is there really something like that?
[ safe sex? in my mxtx novel? ]
that sounds pretty interesting to me, though.
let me borrow that, i'll sum up the fun parts for you.
are we even ready for that forbidden knowledge.......
Of course, I must ask for something since it is only fair. I need more funds to purchase more after all so, would you be willing to share a little chroma?
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
[ it's just porn, stop. ]
you're having trouble moonlacing? sure.
what do you wanna do? hand-holding? hugging?
kissing? maybe more?
[ he's JOKING...... or is he. ]
WHEEZE
Oh... no, I'm not having trouble. Not really but you can never have too much especially when you want to shop.
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so you found someone to moonlace with?
what are you hiding from me, huaisang?
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THE jiang cheng?
nie-xiong! huaisang-xiong! sect leader nie!!!
how did you manage such a feat?!
did you get him drunk? was he so desperate seeing a bunch of people kissing that he just kissed the first person he saw and it just so happened to be you?
no wonder he kept getting blacklisted by every woman he went on a date with!
when did he become a cut-sleeve?
i'm his shixiong, i should've known!!!
[ huaisang, though, he totally saw this coming. no shade, buddy. ]
come on, you've got to tell me more about this.
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done~
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i'm surprised about lan zhan too, mostly because i thought he was going to be alone forever.
he seems pretty willing to tell me whatever i ask of him, so maybe i'll ask this one day.
[ maybe when you don't read straight porn as a teen you turn into a cut-sleeve??? he has no idea. ]
jiang cheng? good in bed?
are we sure we're talking about the same person?
well it's not like i think he would be bad, but i just can't imagine him being that good.
i don't want to know any of that, though.
[ don't make him think about jiang cheng's dick??????? ]
how did this start? did you suggest it?
well, knowing jiang cheng, he'd have a lot of trouble finding someone to moonlace with.
did you feel pitiful for him?
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Why don't you ask him this? I am sure it'll be entertaining but well, I guess the fact he's good with me in bed is because he... cheated. Not as in cheating but he had an unfair advantage during our first time together.
I wonder if I should tell you...
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Wei-xiong! Can you imagine me offering pity sex to Jiang Wanyin? He would've used Zidian on me and it would not have been fun!! Besides, it's only been a few years since we studied at Cloud Recesses, wouldn't it make more sense to moonlace with a familiar face?
Our first time was very special, so very special, Wei-xiong. It makes me so happy to think about it.
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[ HOW DO YOU CHEAT IN SEX??? ]
what happened to 'i wouldn't keep anything from you', huh? don't go back on your words now!
[ is he dreaming? is this a dream? literally what the fuck is going in this conversation??? he's both excited to know more but, frankly, a bit scared. ]
huaisang-xiong...
are you in love with jiang cheng?
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Besides, Wei-xiong I won't go back on my words. I am just thinking on how to explain.
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1/???? this convo is wild
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- jiang cheng fucked himself.
- why did i not think of this first??? time to bring this up with lan zhan next time.
- huaisang's self esteem has always been high but i didn't think it was this high.
- how the fuck did this happen.
- jiang cheng also wanted to fuck himself???????????? ]
3/3. maybe
so
his performance in bed was based on your body—
wait.
this means you actually touched his body????
and explored it????
huaisang-xiong!
you know more about jiang cheng than he probably does!!!!
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remember when this was about jacking off
i sure do 1/???
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done~
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lmao wwx
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
lmaoooo
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GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
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