two days!!!!! in a row!!!!! with barely no rest!!!!! when i couldn't walk, he was even kind enough to take me to the bathtub to clean me up, but he just went and did me again! right there!!!
[ this isn't even complaining, he'd repeat those two days any time. ]
it was during the iris moon, so it explains why and how he had so much libido. he really fucked me like a rabbit!!!
of course i'm not. i don't know how i'm alive after all of that either. i'm pretty sure my ass is still hurt. he was so mean, huaisang-xiong... 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
[ he even used those cute faces for extra dramatic effect. it's serious business. ]
probably? i might as well wake up on the first day of next month's iris already getting fucked by lan zhan. it wouldn't be the first time.
[ sorry you have to hear about wangxian's kinky adventures, huaisang. ]
what about you and jiang cheng, though? are you two going to have sex again??? you might as well be the only person jiang cheng will fuck in his entire life hahahahahahaha
[ there's a dark wei wuxian lore you don't need to know about, huaisang. the 'a bit too into non-con situations' lore. ]
you can try. i never thought jiang cheng would fuck anybody, so i don't know how he'd go about this. but if you say it'd make you happy he might as well try one day hahahahaha i didn't know you were this bold, huaisang-xiong.
as expected of nie-xiong, you're indeed my best disciple! there is nothing else i have to teach you. you're finally educated enough to have sex adventures of your own. this shifu is proud!!!
Ah, Wei-xiong, you know I am rather lazy and watching is much less work than actually doing sex adventures. So, maybe your teachings have not gone entirely as intended! I am sorry to say.
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lmao wwx
Is he human
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
when i couldn't walk, he was even kind enough to take me to the bathtub to clean me up,
but he just went and did me again! right there!!!
[ this isn't even complaining, he'd repeat those two days any time. ]
it was during the iris moon, so it explains why and how he had so much libido.
he really fucked me like a rabbit!!!
lmaoooo
Are you a fierce corpse now?
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i'm pretty sure my ass is still hurt.
he was so mean, huaisang-xiong...
😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
[ he even used those cute faces for extra dramatic effect. it's serious business. ]
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No wonder you need to borrow my porn, you need ideas and - ah, ah I don't know, I don't know but I will do my best to provide.
[ he's not buying it, lmao. ]
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i might as well wake up on the first day of next month's iris already getting fucked by lan zhan.
it wouldn't be the first time.
[ sorry you have to hear about wangxian's kinky adventures, huaisang. ]
what about you and jiang cheng, though?
are you two going to have sex again???
you might as well be the only person jiang cheng will fuck in his entire life hahahahahahaha
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Well.
Was it good?
[ oh my god. lalsdaldsklasdkl;as;ldsa nie huaisang is not judging, he's not! he is just... wow. who would have thought?? ]
Why would that be a bad thing? As long as he does not mind, I want to. Jiang-xiong is so moody but he is also very considerate towards me.
Do you think I could talk him into fucking me awake?
GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
[ there's a dark wei wuxian lore you don't need to know about, huaisang. the 'a bit too into non-con situations' lore. ]
you can try.
i never thought jiang cheng would fuck anybody, so i don't know how he'd go about this.
but if you say it'd make you happy he might as well try one day hahahahaha
i didn't know you were this bold, huaisang-xiong.
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
[ SHHH, HE NEED NEVER KNOW. ]
Bold? No, no, not at all. I just learned from you, Wei-xiong! I took all your lessons at Cloud Recesses very seriously, very very seriously!
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
there is nothing else i have to teach you. you're finally educated enough to have sex adventures of your own.
this shifu is proud!!!
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