what happened to 'i wouldn't keep anything from you', huh? don't go back on your words now!
[ is he dreaming? is this a dream? literally what the fuck is going in this conversation??? he's both excited to know more but, frankly, a bit scared. ]
huaisang-xiong... are you in love with jiang cheng?
You see... it was cheating because we swapped bodies. He looked like me and I like him. Haha? Isn't that special for a first time? I really was so very surprised he said yes, I always wanted to shag myself.
[ list of things going on in wei wuxian's mind: - jiang cheng fucked himself. - why did i not think of this first??? time to bring this up with lan zhan next time. - huaisang's self esteem has always been high but i didn't think it was this high. - how the fuck did this happen. - jiang cheng also wanted to fuck himself???????????? ]
ok. so his performance in bed was based on your body— wait. this means you actually touched his body???? and explored it???? huaisang-xiong! you know more about jiang cheng than he probably does!!!!
huaisang-xiong. jiang cheng's abs might be nice, but mine are better, right?
[ his ego......... hurt! ]
i won't tease him about it. it's not like i've got much rights to talk to him as casually. and he still thinks i'm mo xuanyu, anyways. young master mo has no business with sect leader jiang, so i'm already pushing enough boundaries.
Well, I haven't had a good look at yours recently, Wei-xiong! If you would show me then I would be happy to give you a rating.
[ . . . ]
Maybe it isn't my place to say this but why not? You are family - grew up together. Even if its not by blood the memories you have from that time have to count for something, don't they?
I know it isn't my place. I really know this! But, I don't know — if
If I could have my brother back, no matter what bad things happened between us before - I would want us to talk.
[ truth be told, he had full intentions of snapping a picture of his mo xuanyu's abs, but somehow, their talk about erotica sure went down an unexpected path.
thanks for nothing, jiang cheng. ]
i was evicted from the jiang sect, so we really don't have any business with each other anymore. jiang cheng has spent the past years hunting anyone who practiced demoniac cultivation in case my soul came back. you really think just because we grew up together it'd be enough reason for him to forgive me?
[ your brother didn't kill your entire family and brought the unclean realm into ruins, huaisang. it isn't that simple. ]
we managed to exist in the same place without him trying to kill me already, so it's fine. i get to use the excuse that i'm mo xuanyu to talk to him and watch over him if something happens until he finds out. sooner or later i'm sure he will. and then if he wants me out of his sight, then i'll do my best to comply.
Sorry, Wei-xiong, I guess I really do know nothing or don't really think far ahead when saying these things.
I don't know much about anything that is happening, you know how I am - lazy, but I will not tell Jiang-xiong your secret, unless you want to tell him yourself.
don't worry about it. you don't have to keep it a secret. he's going to find out one way or another. he already did for me so going through his outrage again is old story.
that's besides the point though! you think you can just change the topic on me?
[ remember that picture of his abs that he totally wanted to send? he finally does it, now, because the topic of his and jiang cheng's relationship is too heavy to be discussed over text, and it's far too complicated a matter for him to delve into right now. ]
this is way better than jiang cheng's. well of course i had a better body when i wasn't stuck in mo xuanyu's body, but his looks are pretty good too.
also
[ does he want to send the next message. does he want to know this. maybe. ]
[ tell what, even? what is there to say? he didn't even want to come back. he was fine being dead, fine atoning for his sins. but Someone is probably behind his reincarnation; he isn't sure who, not yet, but that much is obvious.
really, what is there to say? huaisang would live through all of it eventually. why would he spoil the esteemed future of everyone's favorite head-shaker? ]
of course i had better abs at gusu! that was my actual body. mo xuanyu's aren't bad, though. give him some credit. i'll let jiang cheng win just this once, because this isn't my original body. if it were, he'd have no chance of winning against me.
[ like always!! hah!!! funny jokes! ]
wait you actually fucked jiang cheng?
[ can you hear him laughing all the way from his apartment. ]
I absolutely did! I don't know why you sound so surprised! Why do you sound so surprised? It's not that difficult! I mean, I had his body, it was far easier to be on top.
And between the two of us, I had more theoretical experience. It was very ... educational.
alright alright, that's true. you did have his body. but jiang cheng is so competitive, i thought he'd at least fight to be on top this time. i'd never think jiang cheng of all people would actually take it up his ass!!!! did he cry? did he?????
Oh, he's gotten to be on top every time after that. But aren't you the same, Wei-xiong? You're competitive too and yet - have you ever been able to top Wangji-xiong? Hmm~~?
You're incorregible, all those little details! Ask him yourself if you dare.
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[ HOW DO YOU CHEAT IN SEX??? ]
what happened to 'i wouldn't keep anything from you', huh? don't go back on your words now!
[ is he dreaming? is this a dream? literally what the fuck is going in this conversation??? he's both excited to know more but, frankly, a bit scared. ]
huaisang-xiong...
are you in love with jiang cheng?
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2/3
Besides, Wei-xiong I won't go back on my words. I am just thinking on how to explain.
3/3
1/???? this convo is wild
2/??
- jiang cheng fucked himself.
- why did i not think of this first??? time to bring this up with lan zhan next time.
- huaisang's self esteem has always been high but i didn't think it was this high.
- how the fuck did this happen.
- jiang cheng also wanted to fuck himself???????????? ]
3/3. maybe
so
his performance in bed was based on your body—
wait.
this means you actually touched his body????
and explored it????
huaisang-xiong!
you know more about jiang cheng than he probably does!!!!
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It was very special, I told you!
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So, if you're planning on teasing him about it remember that I have said nothing but positive things about the experience.
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huaisang-xiong.
jiang cheng's abs might be nice, but mine are better, right?
[ his ego......... hurt! ]
i won't tease him about it.
it's not like i've got much rights to talk to him as casually.
and he still thinks i'm mo xuanyu, anyways.
young master mo has no business with sect leader jiang, so i'm already pushing enough boundaries.
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[ . . . ]
Maybe it isn't my place to say this but why not? You are family - grew up together. Even if its not by blood the memories you have from that time have to count for something, don't they?
I know it isn't my place. I really know this! But, I don't know — if
If I could have my brother back, no matter what bad things happened between us before - I would want us to talk.
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hismo xuanyu's abs, but somehow, their talk about erotica sure went down an unexpected path.thanks for nothing, jiang cheng. ]
i was evicted from the jiang sect, so we really don't have any business with each other anymore.
jiang cheng has spent the past years hunting anyone who practiced demoniac cultivation in case my soul came back. you really think just because we grew up together it'd be enough reason for him to forgive me?
[ your brother didn't kill your entire family and brought the unclean realm into ruins, huaisang. it isn't that simple. ]
we managed to exist in the same place without him trying to kill me already, so it's fine.
i get to use the excuse that i'm mo xuanyu to talk to him and watch over him if something happens until he finds out. sooner or later i'm sure he will.
and then if he wants me out of his sight, then i'll do my best to comply.
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I don't know much about anything that is happening, you know how I am - lazy, but I will not tell Jiang-xiong your secret, unless you want to tell him yourself.
remember when this was about jacking off
you don't have to keep it a secret. he's going to find out one way or another.
he already did for me so going through his outrage again is old story.
that's besides the point though! you think you can just change the topic on me?
[ remember that picture of his abs that he totally wanted to send? he finally does it, now, because the topic of his and jiang cheng's relationship is too heavy to be discussed over text, and it's far too complicated a matter for him to delve into right now. ]
this is way better than jiang cheng's.
well of course i had a better body when i wasn't stuck in mo xuanyu's body, but his looks are pretty good too.
also
[ does he want to send the next message. does he want to know this. maybe. ]
who was on top?
i sure do 1/???
His anger isn't just anger, Wei-xiong but you're right, you're right.
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done~
Listen, I never thought I would get the chance to fuck myself and then talk about it. I wasn't going to give that up.
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[ tell what, even? what is there to say? he didn't even want to come back. he was fine being dead, fine atoning for his sins. but Someone is probably behind his reincarnation; he isn't sure who, not yet, but that much is obvious.
really, what is there to say? huaisang would live through all of it eventually. why would he spoil the esteemed future of everyone's favorite head-shaker? ]
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mo xuanyu's aren't bad, though. give him some credit.
i'll let jiang cheng win just this once, because this isn't my original body.
if it were, he'd have no chance of winning against me.
[ like always!! hah!!! funny jokes! ]
wait
you actually
fucked jiang cheng?
[ can you hear him laughing all the way from his apartment. ]
nie-xiong!
huaisang-xiong!
sect leader nie!!!
you're truly a formidable person, aren't you?!?!?!
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And between the two of us, I had more theoretical experience. It was very ... educational.
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but jiang cheng is so competitive, i thought he'd at least fight to be on top this time.
i'd never think jiang cheng of all people would actually take it up his ass!!!!
did he cry? did he?????
[ wei wuxian confirmed worst shixiong. ]
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You're incorregible, all those little details! Ask him yourself if you dare.
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lmao wwx
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
lmaoooo
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GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
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