[ oh. ohhhh. so he's one of those guys. the ones who have some sort of alpha male syndrome? yeah. with the need to assert dominance wherever they go for one reason or another; some just because they're assholes, others because something happened in their past. it's the same dance and song, nothing new for wuxian.
his eyes follow that firm hand on his collar, down to his wrist. it's a bit less threatening (for him only, surely), but an interesting change of course. ]
Rude?! You can't just take things from people without permission, you know.
[ yes, he gets the point vaati is making, but this is wei wuxian we're dealing with. ]
If we're going to be roommates from now on, we need to get along. Sharing is caring! You won't have to take anything from me by force if you just ask nicely. 'Please' and 'thank you' are two really important words everyone should learn how to say.
Sayeth the man who may be an "evil person, a murderer, a kidnapper and-or a gravedigger".
[ wifi please
slowly, vaati unhooks himself from wei wuxian's clothing. the hand uncurls, archer's glove practically seamless against the skin of his palm, worn and well-loved; he most certainly DOES have an alpha-dominance issue, how perceptive!! it's one that keeps his spine straight, his expression distinctly composed. ]
This realm seems to be very focused on the idea of sharing amongst one another. Skinship, especially. Are you going to share that with me, then? Your quarters, your rooms, your things - yourself?
[ it's because it's a LIE, vaati!!!! or maybe wei wuxian is just incredibly two faced, or he has been messing with you all this time. place your bets?
he's thankful for the release though, surprising as it is, but the next stream of words surprise him a little bit more. share himself? surely he was naught but a servant in his past life, but he's not a rentable one! these services don't come for free, sir!! ]
No way. [ definitely not the appropriate way to go about this, considering this one's personality, the way he seems to try and intimidate the cultivator. but when has wei wuxian ever cared about such things in depth? ] Like I said, maybe if you ask nicely? I've been here first, after all! I don't mind sharing, but really, you're lacking some manners. And you want me to share myself? How exactly should I go about that? Or do you just want to spend time with me and don't know how to ask? Maybe we should work on your communication skills before anything.
[ A tiny fox kit with a fluffy collar will deliver this. Whoever receives it will see him, and if no one's there, it'll be waiting and a text will follow after on the device (with the same note written in a small note with the box) . ]
Master Wei WuXian,
Sweetened petals fall
Brightening my sight and touch
A smile blossoms true
Somehow, time has flown faster in solitude than I expected. Please accept these wagashi to a new season, and may your days be sweeter under them.
~ Princess Kitsuno of Sawa
[ She's handmade them and he seemed to be the only one who she knows besides who would appreciate the effort. So, enjoy them, WWX! Don't ask how the fox found him. It just knows. ]
[ the tiny fox was unexpected, and despite being a canine, wei wuxian isn't scared of it. the present is well-received, and more than he deserves, he's sure. the 'wagashi' (he isn't quite sure what it means) are too well made, and there's a little sadness in eating them. maybe if he keeps them safe in his fridge, they'll last forever (wishful thinking).
he sets them on his desk, instead, and fumbles enough with his device to take a picture of it, so he can send it to kitsuno. it is hardly the best one, but she can probably tell it's her gift. ]
these are too cute! unfair!!! how am i supposed to eat them now??? at least next time we meet, i'll try to eat them. it's best to eat something cute in the presence of a cute person!
[ it hasn't been easy to flat-out ignore the creepy eye projecting itself on the walls, but Guanshan has always adorned his stubbornness like a shield. a bitter chill? he throws on a hoodie. a strange howling? he cranks up the volume in his headphones. goosebumps? time for a warm shower. nothing really matters if he refuses to acknowledge it. being haunted? not a damn chance; he doesn't have the time or patience for that. ]
[ but relaxed in his apartment one evening, avoiding all the talk about Ainfeil or whoever the fuck on the network, that damn red eye blinks itself awake from an app he's tried to remove several times and wound up burying somewhere in his unused folders. its bloody pupil dilates, illuminating the dim room with a vibrant glow, and then the device flashes blindingly. ]
[ as his own eyes blink open again, the gazing emoticon has fixed itself to the corner of his screen and a video feed has been opened — to Wei Wuxian. ]
Hahhh? [ this guy he remembers, that much is obvious from his his nose crinkles and a half-snarled lip exposes teeth. ] What the fuck do you want?
[ if there's movement somewhere in the pooling, inky shadows of his apartment, he doesn't notice it. ]
[ the supernatural is something wei wuxian is keen on; ghosts, evil spirits, walking corpses — he knows all of it like he does the palm of his hand. he knows the conventional way of dealing with anomalies, but knows not what makes it different from the ones that belong to his world. the eye that almost seems to follow him around he judges non-threatening for now, because none of the cultivators in his house seem to find an issue with it.
the app, that he opens out of curiosity, wondering if it would bring answers or reactions from the much similar eye that follows around the house, ends up not giving him much reaction — the noise is a bother, and he does notice the slow melody is the same that played in the ainfeil's feast, only backwards.
what he would never expect to see is a familiar face; they might have met once, but wei wuxian never forgets a face (unless they're not important. he has a bad memory, you see. he only stores things of interest in it). ]
Hm? What do you mean what I want? You still have to cook for me.
[ a lightheaded comment, despite the abnormal reality of the situation. it does not distract him from his surroundings, but it might be simply because it has been too long since he has gone on a night-hunt, done anything a cultivator would do, because wei wuxian allow the arms that spring forth from couch he's sitting on to hold him captive.
he's wary, but remains calm in face of the situation, because it's not as though this is anything really new. when he looks at his phone screen again, to ensure that mo guanshan is safe, it displays instead a lone question: ]
[ odds for sunshine and levity aren't fairing so well on his side of the screen, where tumultuous storms cloud in, centering first on that second thundercrack of irritation — ] You jes' want my chilis. [ — before giving way to gale surprise and confusion. ]
[ Wei Wuxian, bound and calm as can be. is this a joke? this is what he called him for, some stupid prank? he certainly seems the type, affable and unaffected, skin too thick and teeth too white, ghoulish on all his blackness (it's the lines of red Guanshan recalls most vividly). a deathly embrace that seems fit to drag him to the grave, he can only stare with a bead of sweat trickling along the sharp line of his jaw; if only he could be as immovable as Wei Wuxian. ]
...Try'na scare me? [ the mistrust in his voice only barely eclipses the fear trickling in, especially when he starts feeling frozen tides flood his own body, concentrations of cold on his limbs and creeping up. he doesn't look — ]
[ he doesn't look away from Wei Wuxian. trying to ignore what was happening in the first place didn't stop this now, but he's nothing if not... relentlessly stupid, truth be told. ]
[ and of course, wei wuxian will play along! just this once, because he knows sen, and knows how shy she can be at admitting to her true feelings and things she does to others, at times. why say it to her when he could have her struggle to admit something?
he's absolutely going to pretend he doesn't know she has been following him around. he's even giving plenty of openings for her to come to him. come on, sen. he doesn't bite... maybe. :) ]
[Wei Wuxian, why are you like this. Because it's true, she's actually struggling. She doesn't know that he's realised yet, hoping that he was distracted enough to see her tailing him. She's just trying to find the right moment! And the right plan!
Actually, she has a plan now.
Immediately, she moves over, trying to make it look like she's going to bump into him.]
The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
Senior Wei, I won't truly be cursed, right? I have five more person to send to. What if I don't send it all in time?
[ Jingyi, don't be so superstitious. He'll likely get another lesson from Senior Wei about being too gullible. ]
I got it from Jin Ling. [ As if that will explain whatever happened. ]
why would u do this to senior wei... who was first????
[ these juniors are so gullible... aren't you bunch cultivators? shouldn't you know how to get rid of curses??? why are you so afraid????? ]
of course you will get cursed. didn't you read what this text said? and how do you know what the time limit is? for all you know, it might have ended already. sorry to say, jingyi, but you're probably cursed right now.
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@ vaati; from the tdm.
[ oh. ohhhh. so he's one of those guys. the ones who have some sort of alpha male syndrome? yeah. with the need to assert dominance wherever they go for one reason or another; some just because they're assholes, others because something happened in their past. it's the same dance and song, nothing new for wuxian.
his eyes follow that firm hand on his collar, down to his wrist. it's a bit less threatening (for him only, surely), but an interesting change of course. ]
Rude?! You can't just take things from people without permission, you know.
[ yes, he gets the point vaati is making, but this is wei wuxian we're dealing with. ]
If we're going to be roommates from now on, we need to get along. Sharing is caring! You won't have to take anything from me by force if you just ask nicely. 'Please' and 'thank you' are two really important words everyone should learn how to say.
show me the tiddy wwx
[ wifi please
slowly, vaati unhooks himself from wei wuxian's clothing. the hand uncurls, archer's glove practically seamless against the skin of his palm, worn and well-loved; he most certainly DOES have an alpha-dominance issue, how perceptive!! it's one that keeps his spine straight, his expression distinctly composed. ]
This realm seems to be very focused on the idea of sharing amongst one another. Skinship, especially. Are you going to share that with me, then? Your quarters, your rooms, your things - yourself?
this tiddy is for special people only??!?!
he's thankful for the release though, surprising as it is, but the next stream of words surprise him a little bit more. share himself? surely he was naught but a servant in his past life, but he's not a rentable one! these services don't come for free, sir!! ]
No way. [ definitely not the appropriate way to go about this, considering this one's personality, the way he seems to try and intimidate the cultivator. but when has wei wuxian ever cared about such things in depth? ] Like I said, maybe if you ask nicely? I've been here first, after all! I don't mind sharing, but really, you're lacking some manners. And you want me to share myself? How exactly should I go about that? Or do you just want to spend time with me and don't know how to ask? Maybe we should work on your communication skills before anything.
[ please kill him. he's so annoying. ]
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« delivery » sent through a little fox + text
Master Wei WuXian,
Brightening my sight and touch
A smile blossoms true
Somehow, time has flown faster in solitude than I expected. Please accept these wagashi to a new season, and may your days be sweeter under them.
~ Princess Kitsuno of Sawa
[ She's handmade them and he seemed to be the only one who she knows besides who would appreciate the effort. So, enjoy them, WWX! Don't ask how the fox found him. It just knows. ]
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he sets them on his desk, instead, and fumbles enough with his device to take a picture of it, so he can send it to kitsuno. it is hardly the best one, but she can probably tell it's her gift. ]
these are too cute! unfair!!!
how am i supposed to eat them now???
at least next time we meet, i'll try to eat them. it's best to eat something cute in the presence of a cute person!
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this is the kind of instantaneous tags i need in my life
handwave they met up already something something?
... well, I do sort of know! I just wondered if you've paid a lot of attention to this place.
it happened Just like magic
great ty!!
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nhs knows more about kinks than i ever will orz
when will nhs be real so he can teach us the deep lore of kinks
are we even ready for that forbidden knowledge.......
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
WHEEZE
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done~
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1/???? this convo is wild
2/??
3/3. maybe
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remember when this was about jacking off
i sure do 1/???
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done~
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lmao wwx
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
lmaoooo
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GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
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text; after he talks with Xiao Xingchen and before September event
oh boy this is gonna hurt isn't it
Maybe? Probably?
Xiao Daozhang is here. He - there is no scar on his throat. He doesn't know yet.
And so is Xue Yang.
i'm ready for the pain nonetheless
Yes pain.
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[ but relaxed in his apartment one evening, avoiding all the talk about Ainfeil or whoever the fuck on the network, that damn red eye blinks itself awake from an app he's tried to remove several times and wound up burying somewhere in his unused folders. its bloody pupil dilates, illuminating the dim room with a vibrant glow, and then the device flashes blindingly. ]
[ as his own eyes blink open again, the gazing emoticon has fixed itself to the corner of his screen and a video feed has been opened — to Wei Wuxian. ]
Hahhh? [ this guy he remembers, that much is obvious from his his nose crinkles and a half-snarled lip exposes teeth. ] What the fuck do you want?
[ if there's movement somewhere in the pooling, inky shadows of his apartment, he doesn't notice it. ]
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the app, that he opens out of curiosity, wondering if it would bring answers or reactions from the much similar eye that follows around the house, ends up not giving him much reaction — the noise is a bother, and he does notice the slow melody is the same that played in the ainfeil's feast, only backwards.
what he would never expect to see is a familiar face; they might have met once, but wei wuxian never forgets a face (unless they're not important. he has a bad memory, you see. he only stores things of interest in it). ]
Hm? What do you mean what I want? You still have to cook for me.
[ a lightheaded comment, despite the abnormal reality of the situation. it does not distract him from his surroundings, but it might be simply because it has been too long since he has gone on a night-hunt, done anything a cultivator would do, because wei wuxian allow the arms that spring forth from couch he's sitting on to hold him captive.
he's wary, but remains calm in face of the situation, because it's not as though this is anything really new. when he looks at his phone screen again, to ensure that mo guanshan is safe, it displays instead a lone question: ]
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[ Wei Wuxian, bound and calm as can be. is this a joke? this is what he called him for, some stupid prank? he certainly seems the type, affable and unaffected, skin too thick and teeth too white, ghoulish on all his blackness (it's the lines of red Guanshan recalls most vividly). a deathly embrace that seems fit to drag him to the grave, he can only stare with a bead of sweat trickling along the sharp line of his jaw; if only he could be as immovable as Wei Wuxian. ]
...Try'na scare me? [ the mistrust in his voice only barely eclipses the fear trickling in, especially when he starts feeling frozen tides flood his own body, concentrations of cold on his limbs and creeping up. he doesn't look — ]
[ he doesn't look away from Wei Wuxian. trying to ignore what was happening in the first place didn't stop this now, but he's nothing if not... relentlessly stupid, truth be told. ]
You didn't w-write that, did you.
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cursed day
That being said, it's pretty obvious. She's hiding so much behind her back, that it's actually embarrassing to watch.]
u mean blessed :)
he's absolutely going to pretend he doesn't know she has been following him around. he's even giving plenty of openings for her to come to him. come on, sen. he doesn't bite... maybe. :) ]
IT IS A GOOD BLESSED DAY BUT SHHH
Actually, she has a plan now.
Immediately, she moves over, trying to make it look like she's going to bump into him.]
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text; once xxc is settled
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He asked to check my hands by touch, first. That I am not missing fingers.
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The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
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jin ling
don't tell me you're afraid of curses
[ you kids... you guys are cultivators... ]
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subject #4 (guess who got the unlucky four?)
The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
Senior Wei, I won't truly be cursed, right? I have five more person to send to. What if I don't send it all in time?
[ Jingyi, don't be so superstitious. He'll likely get another lesson from Senior Wei about being too gullible. ]
I got it from Jin Ling. [ As if that will explain whatever happened. ]
why would u do this to senior wei... who was first????
of course you will get cursed. didn't you read what this text said?
and how do you know what the time limit is?
for all you know, it might have ended already.
sorry to say, jingyi, but you're probably cursed right now.
he hadn't meant it!!! ...sizhui got the lucky first...
not hanguang-jun?????? jingyi,... you fucked up.
he's so screwed (not literally), isn't he?
text; with the January arrivals