don't worry about it. you don't have to keep it a secret. he's going to find out one way or another. he already did for me so going through his outrage again is old story.
that's besides the point though! you think you can just change the topic on me?
[ remember that picture of his abs that he totally wanted to send? he finally does it, now, because the topic of his and jiang cheng's relationship is too heavy to be discussed over text, and it's far too complicated a matter for him to delve into right now. ]
this is way better than jiang cheng's. well of course i had a better body when i wasn't stuck in mo xuanyu's body, but his looks are pretty good too.
also
[ does he want to send the next message. does he want to know this. maybe. ]
[ tell what, even? what is there to say? he didn't even want to come back. he was fine being dead, fine atoning for his sins. but Someone is probably behind his reincarnation; he isn't sure who, not yet, but that much is obvious.
really, what is there to say? huaisang would live through all of it eventually. why would he spoil the esteemed future of everyone's favorite head-shaker? ]
of course i had better abs at gusu! that was my actual body. mo xuanyu's aren't bad, though. give him some credit. i'll let jiang cheng win just this once, because this isn't my original body. if it were, he'd have no chance of winning against me.
[ like always!! hah!!! funny jokes! ]
wait you actually fucked jiang cheng?
[ can you hear him laughing all the way from his apartment. ]
I absolutely did! I don't know why you sound so surprised! Why do you sound so surprised? It's not that difficult! I mean, I had his body, it was far easier to be on top.
And between the two of us, I had more theoretical experience. It was very ... educational.
alright alright, that's true. you did have his body. but jiang cheng is so competitive, i thought he'd at least fight to be on top this time. i'd never think jiang cheng of all people would actually take it up his ass!!!! did he cry? did he?????
Oh, he's gotten to be on top every time after that. But aren't you the same, Wei-xiong? You're competitive too and yet - have you ever been able to top Wangji-xiong? Hmm~~?
You're incorregible, all those little details! Ask him yourself if you dare.
that's not a bad idea at all. i've never thought about it. i may be competitive, but you should see what lan zhan is like in bed. he's almost someone else! he's so rough, not kind at all! he did me for two entire days, can you believe it?! imagine how sore i was after that! poor little me did not deserve that. i felt like i was going to die again for real...
[ mostly of pleasure but hah!!! what's wei wuxian if not dramatic. ]
two days!!!!! in a row!!!!! with barely no rest!!!!! when i couldn't walk, he was even kind enough to take me to the bathtub to clean me up, but he just went and did me again! right there!!!
[ this isn't even complaining, he'd repeat those two days any time. ]
it was during the iris moon, so it explains why and how he had so much libido. he really fucked me like a rabbit!!!
of course i'm not. i don't know how i'm alive after all of that either. i'm pretty sure my ass is still hurt. he was so mean, huaisang-xiong... 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
[ he even used those cute faces for extra dramatic effect. it's serious business. ]
probably? i might as well wake up on the first day of next month's iris already getting fucked by lan zhan. it wouldn't be the first time.
[ sorry you have to hear about wangxian's kinky adventures, huaisang. ]
what about you and jiang cheng, though? are you two going to have sex again??? you might as well be the only person jiang cheng will fuck in his entire life hahahahahahaha
[ there's a dark wei wuxian lore you don't need to know about, huaisang. the 'a bit too into non-con situations' lore. ]
you can try. i never thought jiang cheng would fuck anybody, so i don't know how he'd go about this. but if you say it'd make you happy he might as well try one day hahahahaha i didn't know you were this bold, huaisang-xiong.
as expected of nie-xiong, you're indeed my best disciple! there is nothing else i have to teach you. you're finally educated enough to have sex adventures of your own. this shifu is proud!!!
Ah, Wei-xiong, you know I am rather lazy and watching is much less work than actually doing sex adventures. So, maybe your teachings have not gone entirely as intended! I am sorry to say.
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remember when this was about jacking off
you don't have to keep it a secret. he's going to find out one way or another.
he already did for me so going through his outrage again is old story.
that's besides the point though! you think you can just change the topic on me?
[ remember that picture of his abs that he totally wanted to send? he finally does it, now, because the topic of his and jiang cheng's relationship is too heavy to be discussed over text, and it's far too complicated a matter for him to delve into right now. ]
this is way better than jiang cheng's.
well of course i had a better body when i wasn't stuck in mo xuanyu's body, but his looks are pretty good too.
also
[ does he want to send the next message. does he want to know this. maybe. ]
who was on top?
i sure do 1/???
His anger isn't just anger, Wei-xiong but you're right, you're right.
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done~
Listen, I never thought I would get the chance to fuck myself and then talk about it. I wasn't going to give that up.
1/2
[ tell what, even? what is there to say? he didn't even want to come back. he was fine being dead, fine atoning for his sins. but Someone is probably behind his reincarnation; he isn't sure who, not yet, but that much is obvious.
really, what is there to say? huaisang would live through all of it eventually. why would he spoil the esteemed future of everyone's favorite head-shaker? ]
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mo xuanyu's aren't bad, though. give him some credit.
i'll let jiang cheng win just this once, because this isn't my original body.
if it were, he'd have no chance of winning against me.
[ like always!! hah!!! funny jokes! ]
wait
you actually
fucked jiang cheng?
[ can you hear him laughing all the way from his apartment. ]
nie-xiong!
huaisang-xiong!
sect leader nie!!!
you're truly a formidable person, aren't you?!?!?!
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And between the two of us, I had more theoretical experience. It was very ... educational.
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but jiang cheng is so competitive, i thought he'd at least fight to be on top this time.
i'd never think jiang cheng of all people would actually take it up his ass!!!!
did he cry? did he?????
[ wei wuxian confirmed worst shixiong. ]
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You're incorregible, all those little details! Ask him yourself if you dare.
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[ this but it's wei wuxian instead. ]
that's not a bad idea at all. i've never thought about it.
i may be competitive, but you should see what lan zhan is like in bed.
he's almost someone else! he's so rough, not kind at all!
he did me for two entire days, can you believe it?! imagine how sore i was after that!
poor little me did not deserve that. i felt like i was going to die again for real...
[ mostly of pleasure but hah!!! what's wei wuxian if not dramatic. ]
lmao wwx
Is he human
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
when i couldn't walk, he was even kind enough to take me to the bathtub to clean me up,
but he just went and did me again! right there!!!
[ this isn't even complaining, he'd repeat those two days any time. ]
it was during the iris moon, so it explains why and how he had so much libido.
he really fucked me like a rabbit!!!
lmaoooo
Are you a fierce corpse now?
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i'm pretty sure my ass is still hurt.
he was so mean, huaisang-xiong...
😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
[ he even used those cute faces for extra dramatic effect. it's serious business. ]
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No wonder you need to borrow my porn, you need ideas and - ah, ah I don't know, I don't know but I will do my best to provide.
[ he's not buying it, lmao. ]
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i might as well wake up on the first day of next month's iris already getting fucked by lan zhan.
it wouldn't be the first time.
[ sorry you have to hear about wangxian's kinky adventures, huaisang. ]
what about you and jiang cheng, though?
are you two going to have sex again???
you might as well be the only person jiang cheng will fuck in his entire life hahahahahahaha
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Well.
Was it good?
[ oh my god. lalsdaldsklasdkl;as;ldsa nie huaisang is not judging, he's not! he is just... wow. who would have thought?? ]
Why would that be a bad thing? As long as he does not mind, I want to. Jiang-xiong is so moody but he is also very considerate towards me.
Do you think I could talk him into fucking me awake?
GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
[ there's a dark wei wuxian lore you don't need to know about, huaisang. the 'a bit too into non-con situations' lore. ]
you can try.
i never thought jiang cheng would fuck anybody, so i don't know how he'd go about this.
but if you say it'd make you happy he might as well try one day hahahahaha
i didn't know you were this bold, huaisang-xiong.
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
[ SHHH, HE NEED NEVER KNOW. ]
Bold? No, no, not at all. I just learned from you, Wei-xiong! I took all your lessons at Cloud Recesses very seriously, very very seriously!
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
there is nothing else i have to teach you. you're finally educated enough to have sex adventures of your own.
this shifu is proud!!!
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