[ huaisang-xiong i'm pretty sure being fucked in the ass hurts more than a scraped knee and guess which one you survived i mEAN WHAT ]
who do you take me for? of course i've seen the moving pictures! i met with some guy who actually seems to collect that kind of material too, and he introduced me to all the new kind of erotic art there is.
[ including cut-sleeve porn but ok. ]
what kind of stuff have you got? you should share some with me. i trust your keen eye to pick out the best erotica. you've never let us down before. and make sure lan zhan doesn't ruin any of your books this time.
[ even if he seems way more lenient on that, but better safe than sorry.... ]
[ LOOK HE DOESN'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR KINKY LIFE, WEI-XIONG - or does he? hm? ]
Yes, yes! Isn't it wonderful? Can you imagine how many things he could've seen if we've had those sorts of things available back home?
Right now, my collection is not worthy to be looked at. Though I am currently purchasing a very interesting series about safe practices before engaging in bondage. Some really fascinating information even if it does not interest me personally.
when will nhs be real so he can teach us the deep lore of kinks
Well, if you insist then I will of course send you part of my current collection.
Of course, I must ask for something since it is only fair. I need more funds to purchase more after all so, would you be willing to share a little chroma?
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
jiang cheng? THE jiang cheng? nie-xiong! huaisang-xiong! sect leader nie!!! how did you manage such a feat?! did you get him drunk? was he so desperate seeing a bunch of people kissing that he just kissed the first person he saw and it just so happened to be you? no wonder he kept getting blacklisted by every woman he went on a date with! when did he become a cut-sleeve? i'm his shixiong, i should've known!!!
[ huaisang, though, he totally saw this coming. no shade, buddy. ]
More about this? Like size, stamina, strength? I have nothing but complimentary things to say about Jiang-xiong's performance in bed. In fact, I don't want to share him.
i'm surprised about lan zhan too, mostly because i thought he was going to be alone forever. he seems pretty willing to tell me whatever i ask of him, so maybe i'll ask this one day.
[ maybe when you don't read straight porn as a teen you turn into a cut-sleeve??? he has no idea. ]
jiang cheng? good in bed? are we sure we're talking about the same person? well it's not like i think he would be bad, but i just can't imagine him being that good. i don't want to know any of that, though.
[ don't make him think about jiang cheng's dick??????? ]
how did this start? did you suggest it? well, knowing jiang cheng, he'd have a lot of trouble finding someone to moonlace with. did you feel pitiful for him?
[ lmao, nie huaisang is enjoying this thoroughly. ]
Why don't you ask him this? I am sure it'll be entertaining but well, I guess the fact he's good with me in bed is because he... cheated. Not as in cheating but he had an unfair advantage during our first time together.
[ he totally wants to tell wei wuxian, he's so smug about the entire thing. ]
Wei-xiong! Can you imagine me offering pity sex to Jiang Wanyin? He would've used Zidian on me and it would not have been fun!! Besides, it's only been a few years since we studied at Cloud Recesses, wouldn't it make more sense to moonlace with a familiar face?
Our first time was very special, so very special, Wei-xiong. It makes me so happy to think about it.
what happened to 'i wouldn't keep anything from you', huh? don't go back on your words now!
[ is he dreaming? is this a dream? literally what the fuck is going in this conversation??? he's both excited to know more but, frankly, a bit scared. ]
huaisang-xiong... are you in love with jiang cheng?
You see... it was cheating because we swapped bodies. He looked like me and I like him. Haha? Isn't that special for a first time? I really was so very surprised he said yes, I always wanted to shag myself.
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who do you take me for? of course i've seen the moving pictures!
i met with some guy who actually seems to collect that kind of material too, and he introduced me to all the new kind of erotic art there is.
[ including cut-sleeve porn but ok. ]
what kind of stuff have you got? you should share some with me.
i trust your keen eye to pick out the best erotica. you've never let us down before.
and make sure lan zhan doesn't ruin any of your books this time.
[ even if he seems way more lenient on that, but better safe than sorry.... ]
nhs knows more about kinks than i ever will orz
Yes, yes! Isn't it wonderful? Can you imagine how many things he could've seen if we've had those sorts of things available back home?
Right now, my collection is not worthy to be looked at. Though I am currently purchasing a very interesting series about safe practices before engaging in bondage. Some really fascinating information even if it does not interest me personally.
when will nhs be real so he can teach us the deep lore of kinks
hahahahahaha he would have walked right up to his uncle and ask for punishment solely for seeing something so filthy!
safe practices?? is there really something like that?
[ safe sex? in my mxtx novel? ]
that sounds pretty interesting to me, though.
let me borrow that, i'll sum up the fun parts for you.
are we even ready for that forbidden knowledge.......
Of course, I must ask for something since it is only fair. I need more funds to purchase more after all so, would you be willing to share a little chroma?
idk about you but i'm ABSOLUTELY ready for deep kink lore
[ it's just porn, stop. ]
you're having trouble moonlacing? sure.
what do you wanna do? hand-holding? hugging?
kissing? maybe more?
[ he's JOKING...... or is he. ]
WHEEZE
Oh... no, I'm not having trouble. Not really but you can never have too much especially when you want to shop.
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so you found someone to moonlace with?
what are you hiding from me, huaisang?
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THE jiang cheng?
nie-xiong! huaisang-xiong! sect leader nie!!!
how did you manage such a feat?!
did you get him drunk? was he so desperate seeing a bunch of people kissing that he just kissed the first person he saw and it just so happened to be you?
no wonder he kept getting blacklisted by every woman he went on a date with!
when did he become a cut-sleeve?
i'm his shixiong, i should've known!!!
[ huaisang, though, he totally saw this coming. no shade, buddy. ]
come on, you've got to tell me more about this.
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i'm surprised about lan zhan too, mostly because i thought he was going to be alone forever.
he seems pretty willing to tell me whatever i ask of him, so maybe i'll ask this one day.
[ maybe when you don't read straight porn as a teen you turn into a cut-sleeve??? he has no idea. ]
jiang cheng? good in bed?
are we sure we're talking about the same person?
well it's not like i think he would be bad, but i just can't imagine him being that good.
i don't want to know any of that, though.
[ don't make him think about jiang cheng's dick??????? ]
how did this start? did you suggest it?
well, knowing jiang cheng, he'd have a lot of trouble finding someone to moonlace with.
did you feel pitiful for him?
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Why don't you ask him this? I am sure it'll be entertaining but well, I guess the fact he's good with me in bed is because he... cheated. Not as in cheating but he had an unfair advantage during our first time together.
I wonder if I should tell you...
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Wei-xiong! Can you imagine me offering pity sex to Jiang Wanyin? He would've used Zidian on me and it would not have been fun!! Besides, it's only been a few years since we studied at Cloud Recesses, wouldn't it make more sense to moonlace with a familiar face?
Our first time was very special, so very special, Wei-xiong. It makes me so happy to think about it.
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[ HOW DO YOU CHEAT IN SEX??? ]
what happened to 'i wouldn't keep anything from you', huh? don't go back on your words now!
[ is he dreaming? is this a dream? literally what the fuck is going in this conversation??? he's both excited to know more but, frankly, a bit scared. ]
huaisang-xiong...
are you in love with jiang cheng?
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Besides, Wei-xiong I won't go back on my words. I am just thinking on how to explain.
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1/???? this convo is wild
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3/3. maybe
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remember when this was about jacking off
i sure do 1/???
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done~
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lmao wwx
it was traumatic. 10/10 he'd do it again.
lmaoooo
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GOD WHAT IS THIS CONVO GSDFGSDKLGJSDG
I AM SORRY??? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SORRY
never be sorry....... i love u and these idiots
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